Wednesday, May 30, 2012


My brother forwarded this to me in an email, author unknown. I LOVE IT! I hope it makes you smile (like I did).

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!


Kittie Howard said...

Love this, especially the part about the negative drama. (I'm charging my Kindle now to get your book. Couldn't find the cord, OY!)

Caron Rider, Author said...

Those pesky cords! We need technology that just charges up by happy thoughts, that way negative people wouldn't be able to post on the Internet! Hahahaha!

Bridget Howard said...

This was so funny it made me smile :)!!!!!

Caron Rider, Author said...

Excellent! That was the intent. :)