Jimmy Carr Jokes

Jimmy Carr is a comedian from the U.K. A few of my favorite Jimmy Carr jokes:

“David Cameron says he’ll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. That’s wrong. Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like.”

 “They’re going to ban smoking in private vehicles. That’s left smokers fuming. But not in their cars.”

His absolute best pick up line in a bar: "Does this cloth smell of chloroform?"